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all right uh hey this is uh mike and jj

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we're playing battlefield i am running

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the john mcclane die hard kit

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uh i couldn't use the

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uh hk nine millimeter sub machine gun so

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i'm using the ump with the m9 technical

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tactical

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ammo box c4 explosives and squad sprint

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jj i'm not sure what you're what you're

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gonna be running with uh

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uh yeah i don't know

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i've uh i've got a pistol out does that

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count yeah that counts um

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yup we are now playing against i don't

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give a [\h__\h] uh you'll be my hans gruber

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i'll be john mcclane

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can i be hans gruber yeah you're hans

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gruber all right

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i'm a big fan of hans uber so we need to

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find the tallest building or the tallest

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structure we can climb up to the top of

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it

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and then i have to somehow throw you off

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while you shoot

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up at me

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okay i'm gonna go steal a helicopter

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okay and we'll

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we'll meet on the top of the uh the

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building over by

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b okay

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i'm trying to get my way over there but

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your teammates they keep killing me i

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gotta get over there

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oh no i don't i don't know if i have a

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helicopter either so

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well me and your team needs to land a

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helicopter all right i can actually

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spawn at b

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and um

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i'm gonna go

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up to

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um

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yeah i know here's i'm gonna go up these

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stairs behind b

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and this looks very reminiscent of like

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the inner workings of the building of

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nakatomi complex so

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i feel pretty positive about this and um

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yeah

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once you're by b

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and if you sneak behind the actual flag

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you should be good but there's an

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and he might shoot you

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yeah i definitely think with the way

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this uh the way this game is playing out

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um you definitely have the hans gruber

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yeah i certainly do like with the way

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the maps

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sort of lock down yes um

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i'm

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pistol out

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running around in the background yeah

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you certainly are like i'm trying to

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trying to get to a place where i can

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throw you off the building i think that

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would that actually works a lot better

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since i'm already high up and in command

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of most of this board

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um spoiler alert

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we don't want to mess up die hard one

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for anybody that was born after 1988.

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yes uh

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yeah spoiler alert hans gruber does die

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well spoiler alert snape dies because if

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they haven't seen him by now that's

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probably how they they know hans gruber

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they know hans gruber yeah

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um

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actually what it's worth

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your guys just captured b so i think

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you're you're capturing b right now

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actually we're capturing it back so

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that's all right buddy we're gonna you

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were playing uh where'd you go i just

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saw you a second ago

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yeah hey buddy

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hey

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yeah all right let's see if we can

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reenact the scene from die hard

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is there a throw mechanic in battlefield

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3 i don't think there is

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so you're you're uh

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all right we're gonna have to do some

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your john mcclane i hey mike yes

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like outside of the video game we're

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gonna do some playful editing yes where

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there isn't a throw mechanic where

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you're just gonna have to jump off yes

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and then shoot up at me you know

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i'm gonna have to jump off and shoot up

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at you because you're the one capturing

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video yeah but no yeah i guess i could

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but yeah that would that would work so

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now you're hans gruber

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um there's a

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hans

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he ruined our

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scene we're trying to do some acting

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this piece of [\h__\h] we're trying to do

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some serious play acting here and this

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guy totally ruined our scene

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that's like if we were like acting in

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real life and all of a sudden some guy

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just came up and shot you

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and then the scene's over the actor's

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dead

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but no at least you can respawn

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all right

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i guess i could go read to my kids

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i guess you could if you really want to

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i mean but it is friday night they

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11 and 7. okay

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they can read on their own at this point

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exactly let's get those chapter books

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kids did you get into terran

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all right i'm still running the uh john

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mcclane hardware here

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and uh

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you are you're not on my squad not at

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all and

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we're on the same [\h__\h] oh my god

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oh we were on the same squad we just

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lost right at the end holy good at this

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mike holy [\h__\h] yeah okay we're gonna

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hang on here maybe we'll get into the

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same squad again

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my god can we get a few good minutes of

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footage or is this gonna be all

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bullshitting and talking

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that's right talking's fun

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that's fine well i mean there's a lot of

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thought he was going gameplay be the

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next like rooster teeth

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we're like i don't have to get a job i

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can just sit at home and play video

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games and

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but he never wanted to like actually

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play video games yeah

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and record it was always like it was a

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giant hassle

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but a couple of times i was able to get

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together with him and play

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and just

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just chit chat just be

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like [\h__\h] playing video games

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it's hilarious yeah it's fun to do

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why not record it i mean what else you

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gonna do but i mean i'm sure there's

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pressure on you to try to be witty or

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funny or whatever but

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whatever that mean you can edit that

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[\h__\h] out okay here we go [\h__\h] it most

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people aren't witty or funny no they're

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not no they're not

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uh i on this map to be honest with you

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on on the highway i should not be using

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a submachine gun this is actually a good

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sniper map if you can get away with it

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if you knew what you're doing

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um yeah i don't know what i'm doing i i

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play support

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almost 100 percent of the time really

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okay well

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and the other

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the other like three percent hey where

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are you there you are hey oh

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did you see that there was yes like back

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to what i was saying like not being good

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at this game

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there were like seven people you died by

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the way

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i'm the one that died you died by the

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honda the white honda

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okay now i'm gonna go hide by the white

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honda right where you died come find me

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this is my favorite car

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and i'm gonna put

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c4 all over this car stop shooting me

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i'm trying to figure out what year this

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is here we go

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what what kind of what models look like

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dude that looks like a late 80s

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hell yeah it does can you put some c4 in

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this [\h__\h]

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yeah i put some c4 on that [\h__\h] yeah

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all right you got let's get away from

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run back towards the uh the concrete

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wall

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i'm gonna put some c4 on the on the

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accord

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yeah do that oh god run away

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i'm running away

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okay we're to go get that goddamn car

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right now

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just going to blow up the [\h__\h] a bit

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i'm taking heavy fire

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all

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right gonna go ahead and say

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everybody on this server

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is probably somebody that was born in

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the mid 80s oh you have a

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they have like an affinity for

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like late 80s honda accords i would say

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so they love them they have to have them

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okay i laid down my c4

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i blew it i already blew it up

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all right i'm gonna blow up the other

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one yes

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yeah these are exactly what i'm doing

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now yeah i'm running around looking for

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white honda accord

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it's their time to die they've had it

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good for so long

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okay

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i see you

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hey buddy

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okay by avenge you did does that mean

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blow up a honda accord yes i totally

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just did that yes blow up a car that's

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how you avenge me okay i see where

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you're at i'm coming straight towards

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you and we're gonna blow up some more

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cars just gonna go down the street and

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try to blow up as many cars we can

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oh my god oh

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it really seems like everybody's camping

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out the honda okay yeah they really are

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i mean it actually is a pretty nice

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place where you can get to cover if

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you're a sniper

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don't get me wrong i had some good times

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in honda accords in high school oh yeah

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however

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that was 15 years ago yeah i think we

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should move on as a society we moved on

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to prius's

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oh i just found two three hundred chords

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in here oh god

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there is an armageddon of honda accords

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very close to the spawn point for uh

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no no that's that's exactly where i died

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i just uh

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i'm not playing very well i'm just

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trying to get these goddamn hunter cords

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maybe we should meet at the spawn point

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well i mean did you

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hear what the obama administration had

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said about honda how they don't pay

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union wages yeah i didn't hear that and

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help how we shouldn't support them i

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didn't hear that no

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i guess the the best way we can support

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obama is by blowing up hondura accords

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exactly that's how you know you're a

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real american okay i'm making my way

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back to

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come find me because there's like three

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of them right here okay i see

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i see where you're at you're

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you're way over yonder i'm running

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i don't know about the cash for clunkers

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but there's definitely some c4 for

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clunkers going yes

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yes

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go

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cash for funders dude that's a 2009

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reference right there

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all right you must spin around with a

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oh no

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she's ruining her fun goddamn

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that [\h__\h] shot us because we're we're

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celebrating

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all right uh spawn beacon

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one

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r2

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if you can do it and uh i'll come get

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you we'll go get some more cars let's

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blow up all these goddamn cars that's

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oh i found one come to me

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hold on i found two on my way did you

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like

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if you didn't do this yeah

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i understand

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i can get two in one shot right here

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if someone doesn't kill me

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i don't know if this was i don't know if

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this one's completely gone yet there's

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another one over here but it's bridge

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you ever watch rising sun with wesley

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snipes i have not

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it's a movie that shows you that

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japanese influence in our economy is bad

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oh really

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granted it was made in the early 90s

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before you know china kind of

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started asserting dominance but

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we don't have to talk about actual no

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political science

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it said i committed suicide there but

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you blew up the bomb you blew up to c4 i

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didn't do that

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i totally showed that guy that we're not

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going to accept cheap

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asian

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like

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products no not at all especially white

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asian products

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oh

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sorry i just actually

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rent

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i'm just gonna look at that for a while

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yeah there you go all right there we go

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uh

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there's a guy there's a sniper looking

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at us down there how's that sniper

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all right oh god

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i don't i don't think they fully

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understand our mission that we're we're

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not against them we're against white

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hondas

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man

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ah why honda yeah wait honda

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ah yes

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i found another white honda it doesn't

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oh jeez

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that guy's killed me a lot

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there's been a lot of guys that kill me

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a lot i don't even know where they're

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coming from

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i think they're actually glitching out

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some of them

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let's just go ahead and blame it on

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cheating yes

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okay um

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i see you you're right in front of me

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keep running

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running running green all right uh

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let's go up here to the uh maybe surface

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street oh yeah i like it good spot

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perfect

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like the idea

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there's probably plenty cars up here we

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oh no

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oh

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watch out sniper jeez

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oh you died

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oh god

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we ran right basically into their spawn

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point

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but you know what

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i always find that silver lining mm-hmm

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i spawned right next to a white honda no

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nice

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you can't beat that

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and i killed a guy

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did you just blow up a white honda yeah

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hell yeah dude

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i blew up a white honda sucker

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i'm jumping on top of this [\h__\h] yeah

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come look at this guy he tried to kill

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me [\h__\h] party dude oh i just got

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knifed

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avenge me

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and i t bagged you too

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[\h__\h] party police came around

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didn't like me partying so hard

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all god

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all these guys need to go on to

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build destroy build and hang out with

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andrew wk for an afternoon and then

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then they'll know what it's like to

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party

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you know andy wk opened up for ozzy

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osbourne or on a few dates

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like or not even ozzy osbourne black

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sabbath

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like legit

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yeah like

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before black sabbath on their most

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recent tour uh before they played andrew

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wk played and he didn't even do his full

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i don't get that

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like straight up a guy just like playing

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like the the back track yeah i think so

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like hard or no he just i don't even

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think he did his party hard stuff he

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just played

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dj music i think he's trying to be the

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next skrillex

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or centipede or some [\h__\h] like that

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like it's bizarre like i i heard about

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that and i was like why would ozzy

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osborne have a dj

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open up for him

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let alone andrew wk and i like this

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party hard album

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but uh why wouldn't you just hire a band

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to do that because that would have been

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i i would i wouldn't mind seeing that

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before ozzie but

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hey

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who that is that's crazy weird it's

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it makes zero sense makes zeros i mean

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it really does i don't know any sabbath

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people that uh are hardcore into uh

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andrew wk let alone um

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dj's

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well i mean i remember like kiss had

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like smashing pumpkins

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open up for them

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you're right yeah

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we've got to get the young kids in

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the ground makes zero sense because like

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andrew wk unless i'm missing something

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he was big in like 2001

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yes

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the one album

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yeah

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that's where he's repeated himself

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like over and over again like that's my

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yeah that's that's what he did i mean

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that's

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exactly what happened

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all right did we run out of white cars

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because this game is gonna end i've died

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like four times looking for him okay

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okay we're doing

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i think we did i think we blew up most

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of the cars on that board we had a goal

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uh we set a goal we tried to achieve it

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and by the way we didn't come in last

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right we got the equal number of kills i